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Week Eight: Alaska Freaking Lakes
Have you heard about Corndog, our lord and savior (and Level 50 seasonal award?)
Week 7 Recap
Newcomers the SLIVER Ballers sitting in the top spot this week with two more round robin matchups remaining.
Week 8 Matchups
Complete Fucking Bullshit Shots From Last Week
I know some of you got the chance to upload to YouTube. Send me those links!
Why Putt? Just put it in the hole! (Take Two)
Yesterday we tested out the Golden Tee Speakeasy at the bar (Monday while we were closed). . . The results were delicious. With four players we attempted to log into both machines for a scramble of sorts. It was a wild experience playing the same course with two different wind conditions as fast as possible. We may try to book more of these during the Monday 3-6 PM timeslot. Let me know if you want to know about it!
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Week Seven: Acoma Mesa Retee’d
Season 13 starts today. New Tee looks on the 2026 courses. This week we are going to the desert for some Acoma Mesa!
Week 5 Recap
Down to two teams at 5 and 1. Congrats to PUTTHEGAMEON for notching their first win of the season!
Week 5 Matchups
Complete Fucking Bullshit Shots From Last Week
Just one got sent this week. There were definitely two good looks on our league round last week.
Why Putt? Just put it in the hole!
Just remember, sometimes the Rocks aren’t real either. . .
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Week Six: South Pacific
This is the last week of Golden Tee Season 12, so if you want your lollypop putter, you better put some work in. Coming with Season 13 we are getting New Tee Boxes on the 2026 courses. Expect to see those in the rotation as we play the second half of our League!
Week 5 Recap
One nail biter and some blowouts have rearranged the field. We have three teams in the top tier. Lets see how long that lasts. . .
Week 5 Matchups
Complete Fucking Bullshit Shots From Last Week
Got a couple freshies this week.
Norbs with the Eagle Hole Out on 7!
This was during a Prize round with Jeff, our resident pro. . . Almost put the next shot in as well. . . I can assure you the rest of the round went south.
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Week Five: Cypress Cove
Trees to Mountains to Snow to Water AND Trees!?! Maybe next week we go all in on MUD. . .
Week 4 Recap
Looks like we got our first TIE! FloppySevens & the sLiverballers tied up at -18. Looks like Golden Tee Decided GSP > GTP for the tiebreaker?!?
Week 5 Matchups
Complete Fucking Bullshit Shots From Last Week
If you sent me one and I missed it, send it again!
DOUBLE EAGLE
And The Todd with a Great Shot Hole Out!
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Week Three: Monte Zelallos
Seems like you guys had your fill of trees this last week. How do you feel about mountains? Pan Flute?
Week 2 Recap
Week 3 Matchups
Complete Fucking Bullshit Shots From Last Week
Got a couple new complete fucking bullshit shots this last week. Be sure to send in your links so we can make fun of how your dressed. . . It appears everyone got lucky playing courses with animal names. . .
Andrew on Grizzly Flats. . .
Jim on Moose Landing. . .
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Week Two: Pine Creek
Our second Week brings us to a Golden Tee ’97 Course, which was remastered in 2021. You may want to make sure you have some Tees for this one. Or alternatively, remember that 60% of the time, Trees are not real. Good Luck!
Week 1 Recap
Week 2 Matchups
Complete Fucking Bullshit Shots From Last Week
Since none of you sent in any Complete Fucking Bullshit Shots last week, here are a few of the course we are playing this week. . .
Spoiler Alert! Just do this. . .
Its gotta be the shoes. . .
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Season Two Starts Tuesday March 31st!
10 Teams, Nine Weeks of Match-play, Three Weeks of playoffs. Who will come out on top?!?
Week 1 Matchups
Complete Fucking Bullshit Shots From Last Week
Send us all of your Saved To YouTube Complete Fucking Bullshit Shots so everyone can see how badass you are at Golden Tee. . .
Aaron did a thing. . .
Grumpy Andy finally made it to the back nine and then this happened. . .
